Damon’s Piglet has to go!
Give that Piglet the big heave-ho!
She travels wherever Damon goes,
Driving crazy the other pros!
Piglet photos on Damon’s Facebook wall –
Nail that Piglet with a tennis ball!
Piglet, Piglet, it’s all over for you!
Melt her down to turn to glue!
~Jerry Johnson
Creek Road Poet